Showing posts with label Rich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rich. Show all posts

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Instant Gratification


I'm rich. Not in the way you think, though. Well, maybe. I knew this would happen to me one day. That I would just wake up and be okay. I am feeling the love. Wow, I'm actually. Ya know, that. I'm one of those. I can do anything I want. I can do whatever with my life. Why am I just realizing this? I've always been famous and it just hit me in the freaking face right now. I could always do whatever I wanted and I never thought about it. Until now. Nothing has changed. I'm just rich now. Rich in knowledge. Love. Friends. Happiness. Stress. Potential. Hope. Courage. I have the whole world in my hands.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Famous Stars League


My mom and I were just talking about famous people when I had this delayed epiphany. I call it delayed because I don't know why I haven't delved into the idea before,: famous (and rich) people have it MADE. I mean, seriously. There are few things that I can think of at the moment that can't be fixed with a $million+ annual income and famous connections. Worst comes to worst, you get down and you can just call up Usher to serenade you, or have P-Diddy throw you a party on his yacht, or call up Doctor Phil to give you a pep-talk, or even go on a shopping spree with Sarah Jessica Parker. Okay, maybe not all famous people have such valuable connections, but that doesn't mean they couldn't. They could definitely approach fellow stars who they admire and ask for a picture or autograph without coming off as "the crazed fan". What advantages they have at their disposal! And of course, there's the money. Money, money, money. So much of it and (if they have the sense to manage it right) enough to last a lifetime. The only thing that I might get tinged by from time to time is the all-seeing presence--the paparazzi. They really do seem annoying. But besides those bimbos, it'd be sweet to live that life. Drake, now I gotta go get famous just to see if I'm right.